"I've had a lot of protein today." -Matt
"Oh God. Did you eat something spicy today?" -Pat
"...I usually don't do this." -Matt
"I kinda want to get a girlfriend just so I can cheat on her." -Pat
"Duhh. How can you have burgers and fries but no milkshakes? Like if I'm gonna be fat I want a milkshake too..." -Ava
"It's a little hard to notice but the tones are a little richer in the second one."
"Suck my dick."
-Joe
"I would. I'm a dirty dog. You would too Kyle. You're a salty dog." -Kev Mac
"I wanna pee the boat." -Chris
"The other day I jerked off to Youtube lesbians making out." -Johnson
"They have jawlines like you dream about." -Kyle
"When you have curly hair you have a mullet. I'm buying cigarettes." -Sig
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment