I guess I got left behind

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Email to Study Abroad Health Center

Hi,

I believe I have pink eye (conjunctivitis) and would like to get some medicine or something to get rid of it. Thank you.

Dennis

AWESOME!

“I took a master class with Billy Wilder once and he said that in the first act of a story you put your character up in a tree and the second act you set the tree on fire and then in the third you get him down.”

Things I Miss From the US

Bagels and cream cheese

Buffalo chicken (pizza, wings, subs everything)

Meatball subs

Normal pizza

Turkey sandwiches

Bacon
Taco Bell

I'm the worst

at falling asleep.
i guess i'll just lay in bed
until i have to get up.

(being drunk would help)

No Big Deal

We are pleased to inform you that we have accepted your piece “No Good Deed" for the 2011 issue of TheAlembic. We would appreciate it if you could e-mail us a copy of your work as an attachment. Also, if you could please submit a short biography via e-mail for our “Contributors Notes” we would greatly appreciate it. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact us at alembiceditors@gmail.com. Thank you and congratulations. Please fill out the Contract and slip it under our office door: Library Basement Room 102.

 

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The Alembic Editors